Scrap metal, dogs, grease, and bikes.

Fearless Junkyard Joe and a pile of tires, hardrock, a burning barrel, and truckloads of junk.

You want to keep your job so better keep the garbage from spilling over.

Pile it, burn it, dump it in a hole, or sink it in the river.

Your boss won't care as long as you can manage another truckload by Monday.

As to the..

law: it would better not find out.

Especially about your little side business with the green, bubbling stuff from the chemical plant that paid so nicely for your new sidecar.